I love Robin's new job!

She spent three days in classrooms and jails.  Slightly taller than a midget, every time she sat down in a chair her feet didn't reach the ground.  And every time her boss sang to her "We represent the lollypop guild, the lollypop guild, the lollypop guild...." and did so while doing a funny elbow dance.

She came home with a new dew rag and an annoying new phrase.  One of the speakers, who had spent a looooong time in jail, had a black dew rag on the first day.  She complimented him on it and the next day he showed up with one for her.  The same person is now a preacher and his mantra, which has now become Robin's new thing, is "Tell the truth up in here and SHAME the devil."  Must be said with a lot  of soul. 

If I had a dollar for every time she said that last night, I could almost fill my gas tank.