To be sung to "The 12 Days of Christmas" (duh)

On the 12th day of September, this was what I did ~~~

12 Eggs a boiled

11 Glasses of water

10 Nails a polished

9 Coupons clipped

8 Hours of Lifetime Movie Channel

7 Facebook entries

6 Emails answered

5 SPARKLING CLEAN DOGS

4 Loads of laundry

3 Miles on the treadmill

2 Bathrooms cleaned

And a ve-ry crap-py lame song.