Saturday, January 10, 2009

Any tanorexics in the HOOW-SE?


Tanaholics?

If so, and you're around my age, thirty-thirteen, then perhaps you recall the "Even-Up" reflective tanning blanket from the good old days, before they started saying stupid things like the sun causes skin cancer and pre-mature aging.

Well, here is my version. Just find an old piece of scrap metal lying around, grab a beach chair and position yourself accordingly.

Enjoy!

PS: Be careful not to confuse my body with the body pictured below - I'm the one without the sushi - just for clarification.

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