Again with the Aldi's

I was going on and on to my mother about Aldi's this morning. Their coffee is very good (and cheap). Told her I bought their toilet paper and that that is the only thing thus far that I probably won't buy again. It's not awful, just not great. I told her I am a bit picky when it comes to paper products.

Her response? "Why? Your ass doesn't give a shit."

Um. Yes, it actually does.