And this is Bodi. She has always dressed up as a bad dog. That's because she's such an angel in real life. Riiiiiiiiiiight. She's a crazy psycho dog that I'm sure is going to get me on the news one night...one of those people whose dog snaps and kills them.

OK, that's really not funny. I read "The Secret".

Universe? Can you hear me? I do not mean to attract this.