Today is the fourth day of me being sick. By "sick" I mean diarrhea. I got up this morning and used the bathroom while Robin was in the shower. I moaned and groaned about still being "sick". Meanwhile she got out and was brushing her teeth as I sat there. Unbeknownst to her, I then turned on the bidet, which sounds like a hose turned on full blast. She threw her toothbrush down and her eyes became wider than I've ever seen.
"Jesus Christ! I thought that was your ASS! I was getting ready to call 911".
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