What Have We Done???

Robin is all over the local and Latino news. If you want to check it out, go to www.nbcmiami.com, go to the "local" section and click on the story regarding Father Cutie. This is just the beginning. There's gonna be a press conference later.

Gonna be a long night....

I wish you were here with me right now. The music coming from my backyard neighbor's house is defeaning. They are French. My other neighbors are Cuban and the other ones are rednecks. Everyone is very nice. But these French people have the wildest parties imaginable. They typically last until 9:00 in the morning. I have gotten a up a 6:00 to find the party still going strong. There are people on stilts, a dragon lady, you name it. I assume there are a lot of drugs involved. There'd have to be to go at it all night like that.

We were are a dinner party recetly and met a couple of male hair stylists. They know the French people and told us that THEY'RE SWINGERS!!!!

This is the first party they're having since we learned what, exactly, kind of parties they have.

Camera, don't fail me tonight! Gotta go charge extra batteries.

I'm kidding...or am I???

You know it's hot when...

You're sweating while in the pool. That's why I invented "The Mr. Mister". I hooked up the misting hose attachment and propped it up on the side of the pool, and voila!!

No, that's not me with Miley Cyrus, thank you.

I can't stand Miley Cyrus, but I am ashamed to admit that I love her new song, "The Climb". The first time I heard, I fell in love with it. Then I found out it was Miley Cyrus singing it and I tried to hate it. I couldn't. Just like the other day when I was channel surfing and stumbled upon Rachel Ray's show. I thought, "OK, you haven't seen her in months. Let's watch for two minutes, objectively and with an open mind". Watching, watching. Nope still hate her.

I'd rather...

stick a needle in my eye than go to a neighborhood party where someone is going to show their vacation to Turkey slides for three hours.

Have fun, Mom & Nelson!!!

Good Morning!

These little rascals almost gave me a heart attack this morning. I thought there was a dead something in my pool when I first got up. It was dark and as I approached, it swam off like a bat outta hell.

Two more pets.

Brady could be Bailey reincarnated, right?

I mean...Bailey was a girl and brown and Brady is a yellow boy, but still. And it's funny because Bodi tortured Bailey when she was a puppy and now Brady is torturing Bodi.